Monday, October 09, 2006



"Hello Doctor would you like to buy some Pap smears?" I said as I stood by smiling in my smart looking camel hair blazer.

It's hard to believe that good looking red head was selling laboratory tests in Chattanooga not too long ago. Can you believe it?

At that time I lived in a nice apartment home built in 1917, looked out at Lookout Mountain in the evenings, and drove a Chrysler 300 the company provided me. All might have seemed well to the outside observer, but I had to make a change. The rest is history, and I'd be happy to fill in any interested parties on my recent goings ons. I'd have to say the greatest things I took from my time in Chattanooga were some life changing experiences and a rubber cervix. If you ask nicely I'll show it to you.

2 Comments:

At 11:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great stuff man, keep it coming...
The camel blazer is great but I still say its a close second to the sear sucker.

I don't know if this is acceptable but here are some topics I'd like to see you address on your blog...
1) discussion of different types of bears
2) what Chuck from 4th grade is doing now & what was wrong with him
3) why Tony Jo sucks
4) golf cart etiquette
5) life lessons learned from your job as a firewatch
6) 10 best places to visit in TX

Lost Boy #2

 
At 1:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chuck? Chuck? Does his pants sag too? Lost Boy #2, you sure were a great speller in primary school!

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